my whole life
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
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